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JEWISH GRANDMA
A Jewish grandmother gives directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit : "You come to the front door of the apartment complex. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow, push the button for my apartment number, 14T. I will buzz you in. The elevator is on the right. Get in, and, with your elbow, hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell. "Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?" "What!" the grandmother exclaimed, "You were thinking of coming empty handed?"
THE LONE RANGER
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours later, the LoneRanger wakes his faithful friend and says, "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger. Tonto ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have beautiful day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?" The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, "Tonto, you dumb ass, someone has stolen our tent."
